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The Hood Ain’t Checking For The Air Slaves…Hopefully

By Odeisel

Sneaker culture has become a way of life in the post Jordan era. Many don’t remember there was a time when even the basic Air Jordan 1’s were outlawed by the NBA for not adhering to the uniform code. Nike happily paid that fine, and the edict gave an outlaw/rebel element that always appeals to American youth.Fast forward 20 years and we’ve seen the sneaker industry become a juggernaut with a third market, traveling conventions, and tentacles that stretch into other areas of fashion and commerce.

We’ve seen some lame ass kicks along the way. The Karl Malone light-up LA Gears. The Kobe joints that looked like an Audi. The Nike Pumps with the big hunk on the back. Sometimes the fault is a design with no flavor. Sometimes the design is just a bad idea. Other times…*sigh we have things like the latest Adidas joints, complete with chain and name plate. Many feel the plate is more a shackle and representative of slavery.

I joke a lot concerning the various forms of ignorance prevalent in pop culture and mass media. I regularly ask to bring slavery back, but never did I ever think they would take me seriously.

Personally, they look more like some clueless moron thought it would be cute to put a faux gold chain on some kicks. It didn’t occur to me that they looked like shackles because the first pics I saw was a profile. But with such a long history with Hip-Hop, from Run DMC to now, and with parent company Reebok putting so much money behind connecting with Hip-Hop, NOBODY stopped and said…”Uh guys, this might be some bullshit?”

I’m not too upset over it, although with today being Juneteenth and all, the unintentional comedy of some Air Slaves is off the charts. Maybe a designer WAS listening to rap on one of those lastfm channels. Maybe they fell asleep during Nas’ classic “You Owe Me” and the last thing he heard was Ginuwine belting out “shackles on you feeeeeet, you oooowe me.” Then homie woke up with what he thought was the best idea ever. Just imagine if you buy WHOOO a navy blue pair?

This one of so many instances where someone ignorant of black culture gets caught slinging offensive shit to Black people because they know there will be no repercussions. Could you ever imagine Adidas busting out with some Air Swastikas? Probably not.

It’s Juneteenth and you’re free to do whatever you like. If you think these kicks are on the that’s what’s up list, by all means consume like you always do. Maybe they’ll get hot enough in the streets that you’ll get stomped out for your size elevens. All’s well that ends well. Word to Kunta.

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One thought on “The Hood Ain’t Checking For The Air Slaves…Hopefully

  1. Air Swastikas???? Have you seen the very last episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where the boy says he wants swastikas in a every gift shop, and Larry says “that would make a lot of Jews angry” and the boy retorts “get a life, Jews!!!!”
    I doubt the company founded by a German man whose first name was ADOLF would make Air Swastikas.
    But you know Air Border Patrols, Air Chinks, Air Etceteras… re fair play. womp womb to Adidas.

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