By Odeisel

So it turns out that Dirty Money wasn’t the disaster that many people including myself thought they would be and The Last Train To Paris didn’t get wrecked. The dynamic chocolate duo team up with the hardest working rapper in Hip-Hop, Rick Ross to give the scrippas something to booty clap to on their strip club sizzler, “Private Entertainer.”

Slow-grinding big knocking drums stand against club synth and ambient digital noise typical of these songs. Autotuned crooning and a T-Pain like delivery and the omnipresent “AYYYE” are also on board. The girls don’t do anything to push forward their rep but we’ve heard way worse. The bridge is dope and Dirty Money don’t sound bad. It’s just that you can’t make them out with all the computer assistance and noise.

Rozay opens up the track with short, off-balance but perfectly on-beat bars that display some of his hidden talents as a rapper. There’s nothing profound here but falling in love with a stripper the bauce way, complete with fire in her eyes and a bit of mouth to mouth. Ross muscles his way through the short intro and is the highlight of this track.

Think of this song as a 2011 reimagining of Total and Biggie’s “Can’t You See” only nowhere near as dope. The setup if there but the execution is nowhere near as crisp. If you got a stack of Washingtons and there are some “Private Entertainers” in the vicinity, you won’t be worried about the big payback. No sex in the champagne room. Enjoy.

Dirty Money Feat. Rick Ross – “Private Entertainer”

Dirty Money ft. Rick Ross – Private Entertainer

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