By shelz.
Have you done your football dance yet? I have. It’s so close. Preseason is officially here. I know these games are only rivaled in awfulness by arena ball, but it’s something. And for some clubs it’s been something dreadful. But that’s okay, you have a little under a month to get it together. Plenty of folks will be sent packing. More trades will be in the works and some youngins are going to get the chance of a lifetime. It’s all so exciting.
The point of this rambling however, is to bring you some of the more interesting events from the past week. So sit back and start your countdown. Football is on its way and unfortunately for us, Randy Travis will probably not be singing the national anthem, anywhere.
Kenny Britt Curses Out The Titans, Channels Buckwheat
Social media should be banned in professional sport. Buckwheat should be banned in professional sport. Using social media to channel Buckwheat while cursing your employer out should be banned everywhere. Mr. Britt sent the following message on instagram after being fined for missing rehab. Eddie Murphy would be proud. Webster, not so much.
Ben Rothlesberger Is Upping His Boo Boo Count To An Acceptable Level
Big Ben isn’t on his A game until hes sporting at least ten band-aids, a neck brace and an air cast. He is moving towards his season injury requirements early this year with a torn rotator cuff and a reinjury to his bum ankle. Now all he needs is a couple of hairline fractures and a stab wound and he’ll be ready to compete. *Keep your Ray Lewis jokes to yourself*
Cam Cameron Gave Joe Flacco The Green Light
The apron strings have been cut and Joe Flacco, Ravens QB, has finally after four years been given audible capability. Now theres no one to blame but yourself sir. You’ll be a man my son.
Judge In Vilma’s Appeal Must Be A Saints Fan
The judge in Vilma’s appeal pretty much said he’s going to what he can legally to rule for Vilma because his punishment was just way too harsh. Take that Goodell! Now the question is, what can this judge legally do short of tapping into the Buffalo Wild Wings ref hotline for the entirety of the 2012/2013 season. We will see.
Chad Johnson’s WWE Audition
I don’t know the last time I heard of a dude headbutting someone outside of ‘rasslin, but if you can change your last name to a number, you obviously have very few boundaries. The former Ochocinco allegedly got into it with his new wife over a receipt for condoms he found in her purse. Maybe he caught a John Starks flashback? Maybe he thought he played for the Rams instead of the ‘Phins? After a wasted year with the Pats, you would think homie would be on his best behavior. Reality (TV) bites.
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