By shelz.
This whole bounty thing is like the blob. It’s slow rolling, but still able to capture victim after victim and its growing to a ridiculous size. I guess a cardboard cutout of Sean Payton will be in order opening day considering the only coach they can field at this point is the cheer choreographer. Someone tell Illinois Senator Dick Durbin, the mind behind the bounty congressional hearings, that Jay Cutlers 85 QB rating does not make him a prime target for anyone’s bounty driven ire, so his Bears will be okay. But will Warren Sapp? It looks like Jeremy Shockey is not going to take snitch-gate lying down.
Does snitching on a snitch make you a snitch? Warren Sapp might have broken some golden rules of silence here. And to make it even worse, it appears he was wrong and Jeremy Shockey wants something done about it. It’s being reported that he’s visiting some lawyers to plead his case and his timing is perfect. Goddell seems in the right mood to hand down some good ole fashioned draconian discipline. Then again, Warren Sapp doesn’t work for him. I guess Shockey can pay Jonathan Vilma to knock Sapp out of his studio chair, legally of course.
Do you feel sorry for the Saints? Well you shouldn’t. You should feel sorry for the intellectually challenged players on that team who think denying it happened will still be taken seriously. Please stop. Your coaches already admitted to it and you aren’t helping turn the tide of the dumb jock ideology. Not at all.
It could be worse, though. They could be the Jets.
What are they going to do with Tim Tebow outside of making him the team’s spiritual advisor? I mean it does appear that locker room is in need of Jesus, but you can’t trade for him. Brian Dawkins said Tebow attempted some spiritual healing on his neck during a prayer session once. If Tebow is indeed the healer of jacked up football necks, the Broncos should have kept him and doubled his salary.
It could be even worse. They could be that ole heathen, Peyton Manning.
It sounds like Pat Robertson may have a Manning doll and some sharp pins at the ready. In talking sports, Robertson suggested the Broncos might get what’s coming to them for treating beacon of football light/public praying PR master Tim Tebow so badly. He even said that thing that’s coming to them is a hobbled ass starting QB. Now I said the same thing but not because God made me do it, but because they just signed a hobbled ass QB. I think putting divine bounties on players is against NFL rules and congress should investigate this immediately.
It could be even worse than that. They could be Mike Wallace.
My neighbors tried to sell their house a few years ago for a price that doubled what the subdivision average could support. Of course, no one bought it and the sign came down a year later. The difference between my neighbors pricing themselves out of the market and Mike Wallace doing the same is that my neighbors have a really great house. End of story.
It could be bottom of the barrel bad.
They could be every pass rush in the NFL after they install the rules of roughing the kicker into the QB position.
Thanks Saints D. Thanks a lot. Just give these dudes flags why don’t you?
Till next week folks.
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This is a rough one for the Saints. A lot of broadcast personalities, like Steve Young, are saying they think it’s a black eye for the league as a whole.