By G.I.N.A. (Game Is Not Allowed)

During a not-so-late night of boob tube gazing, one of those “male enhancement” commercials blared across the screen and I thought, “these pharmecuetical companies have a cash cow with this one.”  An age old question answered by a little pill: does size really matter?

Manufacturers will brainwash us with anything.  First there were pills to help men get an erection, then some other concoction to make them last longer.  Now, along with stamina-driven erections, men can be bigger.  Ca-ching!  I’m sure the retailers can’t keep the shelves stocked.  They’ve got our men cornered, radio plays the sultry female voice luring guys in with the promise of “what every woman wants.”  Television shows sexy women gushing over the newest “user” bragging about how sex is now amazing. 

Here is a secret women don’t willingly divulge: bigger doesn’t always mean better.  Just because a man is “packing” doesn’t mean he knows how to work it.  Yes fellas, I know many of you probably thought all you had to do was show up to the game with your hefty bats.  News flash, women actually want you to be able to swing that bat! 

Ironically, (so I’ve heard) some less endowed men are able to hit it out of the park everytime.  I have a few friends who admit to their men being average size yet they are still satisfied and in love (average is said to be about six inches-although I did find an interesting website that posted averages by state and it looks like most of America is averaging seven inches or better…yeah right).  This is most likely because there are many other components to sex than just the intercourse.  A man can stimulate physically without (or before) any penetration, that’s when sex is great, it’s so much more than size.

For women with an emotional attachment to a man, size will never matter (it may raise an eyebrow but it’s not a deal breaker).  Dude could be Dexter St. Jock but if he’s a jerk he may get no further than the front door let alone the bedroom.  These penile pill pushers bank on all women being “size queens” (slang term meaning preference to larger penis size) and play on mens’ insecurities; mental manipulation used to trick men into popping pills that probably don’t do much to alter what God gave them.

Honestly I would like to tell men size doesn’t matter, but that would be a lie.  Women are as delighted about a healthy package as men are about a fat ass.  We can’t be faulted for that.  However, we are emotional creatures and what a man brings to the table as a whole outweighs what he lacks between the sheets.  Equally important is how he works what he has.  All this “enhancement” nonesense will have the lot of you stuck in the E.R. with an “erection lasting more than four hours” instead of between the sheets rocking your woman’s world.

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