Jack Roller, tell us a story

[KTULU]

c'mon you old fuck, you know you gots that good story

[Jack Roller]

I've been drinking tonight so I can watch movies like The A-Team and War. But to warm up while I was getting shitfaced I was watching Insomniac - that old show with Dave Atell. Anyways, it reminded me of one of the times I went to my buddy Poet's home in west Pennsylvania when I was in the service. Poet grew up in a dry county. No booze. So you cross the county line and you get the best liquor store ever. Well needless to say we have this badass party going on in the country and everyone is fucked up, but someone thinks peyote is a good idea. Not me. But some do. Anyways, my friend Kerns (from Ohio) starts feeling funny and starts looking for Poet. He can't find him anywhere. Finally he decides to see if he left and finds Poet in his Jeep with his girlfriend giggling her ass off outside of it. Kerns looks in the Jeep and says "Poet?"

And Poet jumps to the driver side window looking right out the window at Kerns and says "Kerns! Kerns, are you there?!"

Kerns (scared as shit) says "Yea man, I'm here."

And Poet says "All these men died for our country... And now I have to dig this foxhole, and all I have to help me is THIS FUCKING WOMAN!!!" (Poet's girlfriend starts giggling her ass off again)

When Kerns sees this shit he starts making himself vomit. West Pennsylvania is fucking awesome.

[Dr Doom]

lol, were they army buddies or were they just more randomly talking about a war?

[NJ76]

*gathers 'round*

[Jack Roller]

They were army buddies.

[Dr Doom]

They were army buddies.

Awesome.

*thinks of a random word that hopefully stirs up memories of more stories*

Honey!

[KTULU]

I didn't know you could even find peyote back east.

[Broddie]

*sits by the bonfire*

What about that one time at band camp?

[Dr Doom]

Yeah, I never had the pleasure of feeling hot shit under my balls and the back of my thighs, so yeah.... just yeah.

[KTULU]

shit