New York may have a hot like fire baseball team, (Guess which one. I’ll wait.) but the rest of the city is having the worst week ever. The Football Giants are in hot water (see what I did there) over this whole Prince Hakeem dunking incident. Both Tebow and Sanchez have managed to suck equally in the battle of the QB titans and Lil Wayne hates all 146 million residents. Damn shame.
But forget all of that, the NFL regular season is right around the corner and the Baltimore Orioles are going to the playoffs. That might not make you happy, but you can just siphon off my glee until you find your own. Anyway, it’s about that time I get started making fun of random stuff I see on the previous week’s sports pages. Lets get on with the show.
Ice Ice Baby
With a camera rolling in the locker room, Jason Pierre-Paul tossed Prince Amukamara Spartan style into a metal tub full of ice water while other Giants blurted out random bad words. Why? Hell if I know. Maybe he had a fever. Maybe they were about to steal his kidneys. Your guess is as good as mine. Anyway, Giants punter, Steve Weatherford, posted said vid on the net causing a huge fire storm of controversy since some folks in the media think NFL players should pick flowers and make chicken soup for the homeless when they aren’t on the field. Forced to do.. well…something…Tom Coughlin has disallowed locker room pranks and has posted a swear jar, the proceeds from which will pay for the bounty they just put on Weatherford for posting the video in the first place.
Roddy White Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Coach
Atlanta Falcons wideout and soundbite machine, Roddy White, decided he was going to learn you fools something about professional football via his twitter feed Monday night. It’s great when experts in their professions share with the layman and Roddy White has definitely done his share of sharing over the last couple of years. This comment was in reference to Todd Haley, Pittsburgh’s new OC, being featured in a vignette that showcases his grand ability to yell at his players.
How’s about that football fans? The coaches are just like cheerleaders with more body fat; an interesting albeit unnecessary facet of the game. Well okay, he didn’t say they weren’t needed. He just said they don’t win the games. If you aren’t helping to win the game then what are you doing besides standing around being unnecessary? I thought it was the team that won the game, but what do I know?
Are Tila Tequila and Gloria Velez Still Arguing Over Shawn Merriman
Cuz I think he needs a place to crash.
It’s the Game That Never Eeeeeeeends…..
The NFL said that the referees that we complained so much about last year, yet desperately want back this year are probably not going to be making an appearance week 1 of the regular season. They aren’t anywhere near an agreement with the refs union or even scheduling a new date to talk about getting close to an agreement. That means you can look forward to real games that last for.fukking.ever even though they don’t call but one hold a quarter. You don’t know what you got til its gone folks.
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