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Jack White: Sixteen Saltines (Video)

By shelz.

I’m pretty sure Jack White is the coolest person on the face of the earth. And as the coolest person on the face of the earth, he sometimes contemplates things that we, the less cool, don’t understand.  On the other hand, sometimes he doesn’t make the cool things.  He just takes the cool things and makes them better like BASF.  For example, this updated take on Children of the Corn he calls his video for “Sixteen Saltines.”

Jack decided the flick would be much better if there wasn’t any corn.  It did get in the way.  You couldn’t always see what was going on.  He who lived behind the rows could just hide .. well, behind the rows.  Anyway, the children wild out and kill anyone who has completed puberty and I think Jack fits the bill.  Watch.  Enjoy and get ready for Blunderbuss coming April 24th.

 

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