By shelz.

There are a couple of reasons why I shouldn’t give this song any burn.  This whole lady emcee cat fight thing is bad for feminist business. As proud women, we should back each other, not stab each other in the back.  We have to be sisters to one another; there to wipe each others tears, baby sit each others rug rats and hold each others synthetic pony tails when we’ve had one too many… blah blah blah.  Then this is Khia.  I mean who talks about Khia now.

We all have layers though, and sometimes, regardless of how evolved and sophisticated we are, there is a time, a place and a need to tell a bitch to fix her mutherfukkin face.  Khia has given you the soundtrack to that event.

“Fix Ur Face” is reminiscent of ’87 Thunderbirds with sound systems worth more than the car. It sounds like Sunday afternoon on MLK before they made cruising past Mosley Park a misdemeanor and it knocks hard enough to rattle the squirrels out of the trees. Stair step horn stabs and a church bell that foreshadows this hoe’s funeral sit on top of some pretty low lows while Khia goes in hard, like her man Weezy.

Khia is stepping to Lil Kim obviously and I’d suggest Kim respond so she can give folks something to talk about while they are waiting on their Black Friday mixtapes.  You know what they say about a watched pot.  Plus, the shots here are eons better than anything she hurled at Nicki Minaj.  Maybe Kim has found her new writer.

Anyway.. It’s deep south rattle and thump at its most gracious and I love it. Khia really speaks to my inner ShaNayNay. The song is hella entertaining whether you like her or not and I’m sure you can think of a chick or two you’ve encountered who could have used a dose of this.  “Fix Ur Face” girl. Khia said so. Word.

Khia – “Fix Ur Face”

fix yo face – khia, lil kim diss

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